Category Archives: Silliness

Self Fulfilling Internet Prophecy

HOW IS THE INTERNET CHANGING THE WAY YOU THINK? is the question posed this year by the Edge Foundation, a science and technology think tank. The question is not new and there has been a good couple of DRT* of material spewed onto the internet on the subject already. The Edge Foundation has so far received 169 articles for a grand total of 130,000 words – 0.5 DART**.

Here is how the internet has changed how I think: I have spent three hours working out that it would take me twelve hours to read the whole article. I am able to do this without directly interacting with any other human being.

Here is how you think: If I tweet about this and the concepts of DRT and DART catch on as new Internet Memes, a large number of people will put even less effort into thinking about this than I have, but will feel equally enlightened.

None of us will read the article to completion. It’s too damn long. This is how the internet is changing the way we think.

* DRT – Days of Reading Time (See also YRT***) a measurement of information volume in the subjective time it would take to read. The measurement is variable between individuals, by language and level of comprehension. Unless otherwise noted DRT is taken to mean that the reading is taking place fast enough for comprehension in English for a native speaker of university level education. This is in the range of 200-400 words per minute. One DRT is therefore 432,000 words if we take the average. In order to grasp the amount of actual effort involved in completing one DRT of information, consider that Animal Farm is about 0.07 DRT while at the other end of the spectrum War and Peace is 1.3 DRT. For a rule of thumb, Gone with the Wind comes in at 0.97 DRT, of course this assumes continuous concentration and the complete avoidance of sleep, eating or any other activity other than continuous ready, see DART**.

**The maximum Days of Achievable Reading Time (DART) is probably only 262,500 words (6 hours sleep, 5 minutes break every 25 minutes to maintain concentration and 30 miscellaneous minutes for other biological necessities) or one Ulysses. (Source Wikipedia Longest Novels and Length of a Novel)

***YRT Years of Reading Time: 1 YRT is around 157,680,000 words. Similarly one YART is 95,812,500 words – about the entirety of English language Wikipedia in July 2004. Wikipedia is now 15.7 YRT or 25.9 YART in English alone. (Wikipedia EN Stats)

Intelligent Life

The BBC reports on a recent report in the International Journal of Astrobiology saying that:

“there are at least 361 intelligent civilisations in our Galaxy and possibly as many as 38,000.”

The most interesting passage is:

“While researchers often come up with overall estimates of the likelihood of intelligent life in the universe, [...] recent guesses put the number anywhere between a million and less than one.”

Less than one, eh? So that would be, well, zero?

Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ‘cos there’s bugger all down here on Earth.

In Four Texts

I remember a finer, golden age
   When all things could be clearly understood
 And callow youth would never cheek a sage
   On the wisdom of elders, dare not intrude.
    No more beautiful a tongue has been heard
    Than English, foil of Shakespeare and Milton!
 Treat with reverence each and every word
   Care for your language like a son, my son.
Keep it tied up, dried out, trapped in a cell!
     Evrythng evolves, the future wont wait
   2 l8! LOL! lang is aliV, 3 & well
     Format ltd so Kidz snd txts that
       sonnets / luv / both express
       in 160 chars or less.