Category Archives: Geekdom

Self Fulfilling Internet Prophecy

HOW IS THE INTERNET CHANGING THE WAY YOU THINK? is the question posed this year by the Edge Foundation, a science and technology think tank. The question is not new and there has been a good couple of DRT* of material spewed onto the internet on the subject already. The Edge Foundation has so far received 169 articles for a grand total of 130,000 words – 0.5 DART**.

Here is how the internet has changed how I think: I have spent three hours working out that it would take me twelve hours to read the whole article. I am able to do this without directly interacting with any other human being.

Here is how you think: If I tweet about this and the concepts of DRT and DART catch on as new Internet Memes, a large number of people will put even less effort into thinking about this than I have, but will feel equally enlightened.

None of us will read the article to completion. It’s too damn long. This is how the internet is changing the way we think.

* DRT – Days of Reading Time (See also YRT***) a measurement of information volume in the subjective time it would take to read. The measurement is variable between individuals, by language and level of comprehension. Unless otherwise noted DRT is taken to mean that the reading is taking place fast enough for comprehension in English for a native speaker of university level education. This is in the range of 200-400 words per minute. One DRT is therefore 432,000 words if we take the average. In order to grasp the amount of actual effort involved in completing one DRT of information, consider that Animal Farm is about 0.07 DRT while at the other end of the spectrum War and Peace is 1.3 DRT. For a rule of thumb, Gone with the Wind comes in at 0.97 DRT, of course this assumes continuous concentration and the complete avoidance of sleep, eating or any other activity other than continuous ready, see DART**.

**The maximum Days of Achievable Reading Time (DART) is probably only 262,500 words (6 hours sleep, 5 minutes break every 25 minutes to maintain concentration and 30 miscellaneous minutes for other biological necessities) or one Ulysses. (Source Wikipedia Longest Novels and Length of a Novel)

***YRT Years of Reading Time: 1 YRT is around 157,680,000 words. Similarly one YART is 95,812,500 words – about the entirety of English language Wikipedia in July 2004. Wikipedia is now 15.7 YRT or 25.9 YART in English alone. (Wikipedia EN Stats)

Oz, Linux, SD and Photo Rescue

Sometimes you realise that you really are an ubergeek.

My parents just spent a couple of months touring around Australia by plane, train and spaceship. En route they stopped off in Tokyo for a few days and were pleasantly surprised to discover that eating raw fish was actually quite nice. They were touting with them an Acer Aspire One Netbook running Ubuntu Netbook Remix upon which they were typing up their holiday diary and transferring pictures from the digital camera as they went along. Their holiday, and their first experience of using Linux were all going fantastically well right up until the last week of the trip…

Frenetic High Technology, Sushi and Giant Robots

After a couple of months in Tokyo it is high time I fulfilled my promise of writing something about the experience so far. My apologies for the long delay in posting any update, this has been in large part due to the length of time it is taking to get an Internet connection installed at our flat, indeed I’ve written this piece at home and popped into a cafĂ© with Wifi to actually post it and even the ability to do that has been a sore trial.

These two things will doubtless shock people not familiar with Japan or only familiar with it through the lense of its exported media. The over ridding impression westerners have of Japan is that it is a high paced, frenetically busy society powered by high technology and sushi which occasionally gets menaced by giant robots. These impressions are not wrong, they are simply distorted slightly.

Yes, there is high technology – we have mobile phones here that can monitor your blood pressure and be used like London’s Oyster cards on the transit system. Phones with solar chargers, TV tuners, radio tuners, MP3 players and Internet access. The mobile phone is in fact the primary Internet connection device in Japan. If you say “Internet” to a Japanese, they will think of a mobile phone, not a web browser. Now that’s pretty cool, you might think, but how many Japanese mobiles are sold abroad? Can you think of a single Japanese manufacturer’s phones being sold in Europe or the US? The answer is pretty much “none” and the reasons are two-fold: First the most popular phone format here is clam shell and that just isn’t as popular elsewhere. Second every phone has its own dedicated OS written to support the extra gadgetry strapped onto it, so porting your phone to another language means re-writing that code for every device you want to sell abroad. Secondly the actual Internet experience on these devices is monumentally awful – they can handle text pretty well but nothing else and email is via an application that resembles SMS – indeed no one uses SMS here instead there is email on your phone.

This can make it tricky for the Japanese-learning foreigner living here to actually get a phone they can a) use b) is anywhere near as good as the Android G1 they were used to. In fact the only option for a while was the iPhone, which is what my work gave me, and I have quickly come to loathe, again a consequence of using the much better Android phone. I’m sure for music lovers it is a great device and, I’m willing to accept the Mac fan boy flames for this, it is very pretty but that is where it’s usability as a communication tool ends for me. I occasionally have to use it to fill in a form as part of my job – typing anything on that keyboard is just flat impossible. In order to get anything of the iStore, even free applications, I’d need to register a Japanese credit card – guess what I don’t have. My UK one wont do and my Japanese debit card is not accepted. Luckily the HTC Magic has just been released here which, despite having a smaller screen estate than the iPhone, has a keyboard that is usable and a wealth of applications I can actually install. And copy and paste. And switching between applications. And Skype. And probably even Google Voice at sometime soon.

So I have joined the great Japanese technological Internet revolution using a Korean phone running a US OS based on a Finnish kernel. And every Japanese who sees it is amazed at how good it is compared to their phone – even the Kanji input system is better. Now if only it came in a clam shell format and could measure blood pressure…

Catching up on web pages or posting the odd note on Facebook is within my grasp with this device but I still need a proper Internet connection. We’ve been making do with occasional trips to McDonald’s or Becks Coffee Shops which have mymobile(TM) WiFi access. In order to connect to these you need to know the super-secret 56bit WEP key. I know. If I could have got on to the Internet for a few minutes to grab a couple of tools I could crack that in a few minutes. However the first time you need to log in to a web page with your ISP provided username and password in order to get the WEP key. Pause a second and read that sentence again, can you see the flaw? Much faffing with mobile Internet later we have the WEP key and get connected. Then a different username and password is required to get past the web page sentry… some judicious guesswork allows us to work out what this should be.

Why is this so hard? Most folk who use these are using WiFi on their phones which have come with the mymobile(TM) connection already setup. The instructions you receive for using it on anything else are factually inaccurate and require you to hunt around the Internet for answers. Which you can’t do ‘cos you can’t get onto the Internet.

It was a frustrating time, but now we have worked out how to do it we an use the mymobile(TM) spots where ever we find them which is basically airports, McDonald’s and Becks coffee shops.

Again this does not sound like the technologically advanced Japan of our imaginations, sure the phones are groovy if handicapped in some surprising ways but WiFi access being so hard? Even Starbucks here doesn’t have it. And why have I still not got any Internet at the flat? Well that is not so much a technological limitation as a bureaucratic one.

Going back to frenetic pace, technology, sushi and giant robots; the pace of life and work here can be pretty rapid although in truth it tends to feel long rather than fast. The trains are busy and packed and move fast == any length of time spent in one is a long time. People work all the daylight hours and a good deal of the dark ones as well != working quickly or efficiently. Powered by sushi and noodles is certainly true and I quite like that bit. As for the giant robots that destroy Tokyo? The large clambering mass that has the ability to destroy Japan is its addiction to long and slow bureaucracy. For now, suffice it to say that I hope to have Internet at home by this time next week, but then I have been in the same situation for weeks now so I am not holding my breath – bureaucracy has been the enemy but more on that next time.